This is a masterpiece object created when I, in a fit of rage, slammed my fist on the table and the "U" key flew off, which I then bit down on with all my might! The bumpy texture is cute, isn't it? The color scheme is also lovely and will suit any room! Please display it alongside your expensive paintings! If you display this, you'll wake up to a refreshing morning, feel motivated to get through the rest of the day when you see it during the afternoon, and it will soothe your fatigue at night, saying "good job on today's work!" If you get irritated, just give it a good bite, and it will absorb your frustration! This "U" key is like a girlfriend, but please understand that it cannot be used for anything sexual! Let's have humans do that, but not enough to make the U key jealous! This single "U" key can change your life and bring you wonderful days! Please take care of the U key!